Intro

Nothing quite says “I’ve become a pretentious L.A. douchebag” quite like “Hey, I just started a blog, so you can read all about me and the witty things I say!”, right? Well I assure you that is not the case. I rarely have anything witty to say.

Anyway, in case you hadn’t heard, or that first sentence/my blog title didn’t tip you off, I’ve moved to Los Angeles, ostensibly to get a Ph.D., but really, to stalk celebrities. And now that I’m in the big time city, that little Myspace blog just isn’t going to cut it anymore. So read along as I navigate the city bus, attempt to surf, recreate OJ’s slow speed chase on the 405, and spend more money on rent than I had ever imagined.

On a side note: Since this blog is public, I don’t want to mention anyone’s real name or post their picture without their permission. I know you guys all have secret identities to protect. Either let me know if you’d like to be called by a code name, or if you’re cool with people knowing that you’re friends with me; that is, if you think you’re going to be mentioned.